The U.S. government has hired an intergalactic translator to assist you in communicating with the aliens. Click on an alien tourist to read a transcript of the interview.

NOTE: The interview transcripts will open in a new window. Close the window to return to this page.

Niffel	Fieler	Zog	Foog
Bob	Nixer	Zeegon and Zaygon "twins"	Fossy
Amebork	Stucko	Togi	Nondon