| TRANSLATOR: We have determined that you weigh 15 pounds on Earth? How much do you weigh on your homeland? |
| Amebork: I don't have a scale. |
| TRANSLATOR: When is your Earth birthday? How old will you be on your next Earth birthday? |
| Amebork: I don't have birthday. |
| TRANSLATOR: How old are you on your homeland? |
| Amebork: Can we change the subject now? |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a year on your homeland? |
| Amebork: You are really into details, aren't you? |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a day on your homeland? |
| Amebork: No comment. |
| TRANSLATOR: How many natural satellites does your homeland have? |
| Amebork: Zero. |
| TRANSLATOR: Any rings? |
| Amebork: No rings, but it has a tail. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe some of the major surface features of your homeland. |
| Amebork: Lumps of ice and rock. |
| TRANSLATOR: Is your homeland an inner planet, outer planet, or not a planet? If it is a planet, is it a terrestrial or gas planet? |
| Amebork: It is not a planet. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the distance from the Sun to your homeland? |
| Amebork: It moves a lot. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the size of your homeland? |
| Amebork: It gets smaller the closer we are to the Sun. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe the atmosphere of your homeland. |
| Amebork: No atmosphere, but jets of gas and dust. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the surface temperature of your homeland? |
| Amebork: Details, details, details! |
| TRANSLATOR: Have there been any space missions to your homeland? |
| Amebork: CONTOUR Missions. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the latest news on your homeland? |
| Amebork: Linear made its closest approach to the Sun in July of 2000. |
| TRANSLATOR: How did your homeland get its name? |
| Amebork: Aristotle named my homelamd using the Greek word for "hair of the head". |