| TRANSLATOR: We have determined that you weigh 50 pounds on Earth? How much do you weigh on your homeland? |
| Fieler: I don't know. |
| TRANSLATOR: When is your Earth birthday? How old will you be on your next Earth birthday? |
| Fieler: Sorry... No clue. |
| TRANSLATOR: How old are you on your homeland? |
| Fieler: Still no clue. |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a year on your homeland? |
| Fieler: What is a year? |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a day on your homeland? |
| Fieler: What is a day? |
| TRANSLATOR: How many natural satellites does your homeland have? |
| Fieler: Huh? |
| TRANSLATOR: Any rings? |
| Fieler: No, but about 100,000 chunks of rock. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe some of the major surface features of your homeland. |
| Fieler: A bunch of rocky objects with round or irregular shapes. |
| TRANSLATOR: Is your homeland an inner planet, outer planet, or not a planet? If it is a planet, is it a terrestrial or gas planet? |
| Fieler: It is not a planet. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the distance from the Sun to your homeland? |
| Fieler: Oh, it varies depending which chunk of rock you are on, but it is between 200 and 400 million miles. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the size of your homeland? |
| Fieler: The biggest chunk is about 1025 kilometers in diameter. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe the atmosphere of your homeland. |
| Fieler: What planet are you from? |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the surface temperature of your homeland? |
| Fieler: Hmmm? |
| TRANSLATOR: Have there been any space missions to your homeland? |
| Fieler: In 1997 the NEAR Spacecraft flew by and took some pictures. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the latest news on your homeland? |
| Fieler: The Deep Space 1 spacecraft flew past Braille. |
| TRANSLATOR: How did your homeland get its name? |
| Fieler: It is all Greek to me. |