| TRANSLATOR: We have determined that you weigh 44 pounds on Earth? How much do you weigh on your homeland? |
| Nixer: About 49 pounds. |
| TRANSLATOR: When is your Earth birthday? How old will you be on your next Earth birthday? |
| Nixer: My birthday is July 14, 1933. I will be 69 on my next Earth birthday. |
| TRANSLATOR: How old are you on your homeland? |
| Nixer: Only 4/10 of a year. |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a year on your homeland? |
| Nixer: About 165 Earth days. |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a day on your homeland? |
| Nixer: About 16 hours. |
| TRANSLATOR: How many natural satellites does your homeland have? |
| Nixer: About 8 or so. |
| TRANSLATOR: Any rings? |
| Nixer: Yes. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe some of the major surface features of your homeland. |
| Nixer: From a distance it looks blue. |
| TRANSLATOR: Is your homeland an inner planet, outer planet, or not a planet? If it is a planet, is it a terrestrial or gas planet? |
| Nixer: It is an outer, gas planet. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the distance from the Sun to your homeland? |
| Nixer: 4.5 billion kilometers. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the size of your homeland? |
| Nixer: The diameter is nearly 50,000 kilometers wide. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe the atmosphere of your homeland. |
| Nixer: Mostly hydrogen, helium, and methane. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the surface temperature of your homeland? |
| Nixer: -380 degrees Farenheit. |
| TRANSLATOR: Have there been any space missions to your homeland? |
| Nixer: Not since Voyager 2 flew by in 1989. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the latest news on your homeland? |
| Nixer: Sorry, I am not interested in current events. |
| TRANSLATOR: How did your homeland get its name? |
| Nixer: It is named after the Greek god of the sea. |