| TRANSLATOR: We have determined that together you weigh 203 pounds on Earth? How much do you weigh on your homeland? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: Almost 34 pounds. |
| TRANSLATOR: When is your Earth birthday? How old will you be on your next Earth birthday? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: We were hatched. |
| TRANSLATOR: How old are you on your homeland? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: We are both the same age. |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a year on your homeland? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: We track time in phases. |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a day on your homeland? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: Well, let's just say that there are 27.322 days in a phase. |
| TRANSLATOR: How many natural satellites does your homeland have? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: Zero. |
| TRANSLATOR: Any rings? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: Nope. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe some of the major surface features of your homeland. |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: There are many interesting surface features such as craters, mountain ranges, rilles, and lava plains. |
| TRANSLATOR: Is your homeland an inner planet, outer planet, or not a planet? If it is a planet, is it a terrestrial or gas planet? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: It is a satellite. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the distance from the Sun to your homeland? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: Hmmmm? |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the size of your homeland? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: It is more than one quarter the size of Earth. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe the atmosphere of your homeland. |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: We don't have one. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the surface temperature of your homeland? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: It ranges from 100° C when the Sun is shining to -173° C at when it isn't. |
| TRANSLATOR: Have there been any space missions to your homeland? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: Yes, ever hear of the Apollo Missions? |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the latest news on your homeland? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: Well, in 1969 someone visited and left behind a red, white, and blue flag with stars and stripes. |
| TRANSLATOR: How did your homeland get its name? |
| Zeegon and Zaygon: The name of our homeland means "a natural satellite revolving around a planet." |