| TRANSLATOR: We have determined that you weigh 33 pounds on Earth? How much do you weigh on your homeland? |
| Zog: Only a couple of pounds. |
| TRANSLATOR: When is your Earth birthday? How old will you be on your next Earth birthday? |
| Zog: My earth birthday is December 14, 1965. I will be 37 Earth years old. |
| TRANSLATOR: How old are you on your homeland? |
| Zog: One-tenth of a year. |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a year on your homeland? |
| Zog: About equal to 248 Earth years. |
| TRANSLATOR: How long is a day on your homeland? |
| Zog: Well, it is the amount of time it takes my planet to rotate once completely, of course. |
| TRANSLATOR: How many natural satellites does your homeland have? |
| Zog: The same number of satellites as the Earth. |
| TRANSLATOR: Any rings? |
| Zog: Nope. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe some of the major surface features of your homeland. |
| Zog: It has an icy part and a rocky part. |
| TRANSLATOR: Is your homeland an inner planet, outer planet, or not a planet? If it is a planet, is it a terrestrial or gas planet? |
| Zog: It is an outer planet. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the distance from the Sun to your homeland? |
| Zog: Almost 40 astronomical units! |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the size of your homeland? |
| Zog: The diameter is more than 2,000 km. |
| TRANSLATOR: Describe the atmosphere of your homeland. |
| Zog: The air is made mostly of nitrogen gas, just like that of the Earth. It also has carbon monoxide and methane. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the surface temperature of your homeland? |
| Zog: I live on the coldest planet in the solar system. |
| TRANSLATOR: Have there been any space missions to your homeland? |
| Zog: I heard that the United States is planning one in 2010. |
| TRANSLATOR: What is the latest news on your homeland? |
| Zog: The Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 spacecraft passed the orbit of my planet in 2000. |
| TRANSLATOR: How did your homeland get its name? |
| Zog: It was named after a Roman god who, after the defeat of the Titans by the Jovian gods, obtained the kingdom of the underworld. |